deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

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oqk:

put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this

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vvierd:

live. <3 laugh <3 murder

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erupts:

remember when that radio host started laughing at the earliest human recording but she had to announce a death next

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